Question of the day
If I were to try and tear a piece of

Question of the day
Mood:  chillin'
Now Playing: Phantom Mullet
If a person were to try and make piano sheet music accident proof, what would he do to the paper so you couldn't hurt it, but you could still read/play it.

Question of the day
Mood:  surprised
Now Playing: Phantom mullet
If a chicken could play piano, how would you get him to read piano sheet music.

Mood:  smelly
today was a terrific day at work i got to meet a lot of new people, the funny thing is that they were all people who loved piano sheet music. later i found out that the reason i had a great time was because i had walked right into a club of people that just love piano sheet music, and they were just like me! so my question to you is how many people can you meet that love piano sheet music?

Question of the day
Mood:  irritated
What is the Pope's favorite piano sheet music song?

Question of the day
If a person tore a piece of piano sheet music and threw it out the window, what are the odds that that person would come acrossed the other half of it.

Question of the day
Mood:  don't ask
If I made an engine out of a piano, would it still need to be tuned. But think about it that would be cool, then I could make "piano sheet music" vinals to put on the side.

My two cents
Mood:  special
Why is it that a piano is both a treble and bass cleff instrument. Is it that one person couldn't decide that what type of music he wanted to play. Or is it that the piano is just a stinking poser that is trying to fit in with both crouds. Here's a bit of advice, how about you stop trying to make everything happy and be your own self for a change. Noone wants to hang around with a poser. I hate it when people do that. So next time you play a piece of piano sheet music, through it to the floor, call your piano a poser, kick it a few times, and leave it by itself to think about what it has just done.

Question of the day
Mood:  hug me
If I were to eat a piece of piano sheet music, how many molecules would I be eating?

Question of the day
Mood:  mischievious
If I were to play piano sheet music on a set of quads, do you think that people could understand what I was playing? Even though I only have four notes that I could possibly play.